December 2011
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#1 tourist attraction
I vaguely remember eating at a taco place in Williamsburg last night around 4:30am and my drunk friends and I stood around a table where these two Australian dudes were eating and I looked at the remains of their rice and beans and said “Are you gonna finish that?” and without waiting for a response proceeded to shovel the rest of their food into my mouth. They were good sports about...
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the girl with the dragon tattoo
“Oy! Film spoilers, right ahead!” - Titanic
The other night I went with my brother and his girlfriend to see The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo up here in Po’Town ($7 a ticket! Hot damn). I really didn’t know anything about it or the European films or the book series, I just thought the trailer looked fun and I still like David Fincher enough to see his movies. I thought it...
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greetings from okcupid member ____
“hi.
my dad’s ex-girlfriend joy likes cold weather almost as much as she likes sending him little haikus about it in italics on homemade rice paper from her mossy log cabin in eastern maine, where she also likes to sit and count the minutes until she can finally get cancer and make a big fucking philosophy out of it.
neither of you should be writing any screenplays.”
The worst...
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the boys downstairs
So I had hitherto suspected that the boys downstairs were drug dealers. The walls in my apartment are very thin, but for whatever reason I can hear everything they say and do as clear as day. They’re loud, Jersey Shore types (“Stay away from that fuckin’ sauce, this pizza ain’t done yet!”) and usually I just hear them blasting Eminem or yelling at the game, nothing...
internethanley asked: any time I post a simpson thing.. .you like it... just to let you know... that you like simpsons
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holiday greetings from okcupid
“Sam Marine, 12 Days of Atheist Matches!
Meet _____. He’s an atheist, like you, and single. So while the faithful burn yule logs and eat glue, you two could be, you know, hanging out. Send him a message. Make it happen.”
Love, OKcupid.com, experts in romance and subtlety
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clock dream
I had a dream last night where I was at my parents’ house and there were lots of clocks everywhere. (There was also a ton of adorable puppies that could fit in the palm of your hand—mostly irrelevant.) I looked down at my phone and noticed that all of the clocks were about 10 minutes slow. I told my dad and he grew agitated; what was he supposed to do about it? I suggested we change...
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on this day in 2011
-I woke up and in a sudden burst of inspiration I haven’t experienced since college, I developed an idea I had over a year ago into a full feature treatment. Well, I got about 2/3s of it - and that ain’t bad!
-I bought my Secret Santa present!
-I bought props for tomorrow’s Jake & Amir!
-I tried on shoes for 2 hours for the holiday party, couldn’t make up my mind and...
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How to Win When You're Bored and Things Are Stupid
So It’s raining. It’s only Tuesday. Your neighbor’s fire alarm has been going off all day and shows no signs of stopping. Here’s how to turn this night into a win!
1) Make your favorite drink. In my case, it’s a vodka martini with the fanciest olives you can afford.
2) Put on some cheerful music. I’ve chosen Heroes and Sheroes by The Eames Era. It’s all...
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update
Much better today.
Harris and I have talked. We’re OK, we’re friends, the world is not over and I feel much more optimistic about the state of things.
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on breaking up
I know what you’re thinking: “God just get over it, it’s been 48 hours bitch.”
Well, it still sucks. Sorry to drag you through it. Anyway, the shitty thing about breaking up is not just wondering what went wrong, what you could have done differently, why you suddenly weren’t good enough anymore when you were once that person’s whole world… it’s the...
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