CollegeHumor fight club matches have begun.
Sam Reich vs. Harris Karlin
Lisa Hall vs. Sam Marine
y’all should add to it
The CollegeHumor/Jest Fight List
Last night a council of staff and freelancers created a fight list (inspired by Eva Wong). Click “Read More” to see the complete list.
This is a good fight list because every single one of us will read our opponent’s name and go, “Yeah, I could probably take them.”
Proud member of the council. CollegeHumor Fight Club 2012, let’s go!
I can’t believe I’ve worked with stupider people than this (coughAmericanChoppercough).
<3 u bros
(Source: capslockonlock, via collegehumor)
yo i’m feeling real good right now wanna blog about it
In the past few days…
- My dear friend Mike taught me how to dance. Like, with a guy. Specifically with him. And I like, didn’t trip or anything, and he said I did good (and seemed to mean it?!), and it was fun! For once in my life I felt like a REAL LADY.
- My best friend Lauren and I went on an adventure in Park Slope where we encountered many people we knew - including a slew of comedians and a goddamn hippie commune. We lost a bet with Kevin Barnett who dared us not to fall in love with Justin Bieber after watching Never Say Never, and Jordan Carlos told me I look like a young Anne Bancroft, which I’ll accept because I have in fact seduced a younger man before.
- I ate the best stoner food in the history of stoner food - chicken and fried rice with goddamn FRENCH FRIES MIXED INTO IT, followed by a cold, syrupy pancake. It sounds weird but just trust me you guys.
- I worked with Hugh Jackman! Motherfuckin Wolverine! He is insanely kind and dashing and enjoys cheap burritos that were bought for the crew more than the $40 dried fruit plate that was bought specially for him. Whatta guy.
- Apparently Madonna (Motherfuckin Madonna!) was shown this episode of Very Mary-Kate while on set for a recent music video and thought it was funny. She liked something I produced. My brain exploded. Then I went home and made out with my True Blue poster.
- Anders and I increased our credit card debt by signing up for a screenwriting workshop that will force me to stick to my resolutions and (at least partially) get me over my fear of sucking - kind of like therapy for struggling writers. I have a great feeling about this one - in the first class the instructor referenced Withnail and I, which is one of my all-time favorite films that no one ever references ever (except British people, who don’t really count). Already I’ve been thinking about some of my script ideas differently… I’m excited to see my progress over the next 4 weeks!
xoxo
(Source: musicdrug, via collegehumor)
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EXCLUSIVE NEWS of the Day: Good news everyone! No, it’s not a suppository — it’s brand new episodes of CollegeHumor’s side-cleaving web series Very Mary-Kate!
That’s right: Mary-Kate Olsen, Bodyguard, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, and the rest of the gang are back for season three of the critically acclaimed situational comedy.
“I never thought it would get this big,” says series creator Elaine Carroll, who also plays the likely true-to-life protagonist.
“Is this what I want to be known for?” she asks rhetorically, “a not-very-accurate Mary-Kate Olsen impression? But it’s my show, and people like it, and that’s such a blessing. I just have to go for it.”
Season 3 premieres next Thursday, December 1st, on CollegeHumor.
In the meantime, cancel all your plans, pick yourself up a complete Thanksgiving meal for one (or two, if you’re in one of them fancy “relationships”), and spend the next nine days watching every episode.
Here — I’ll start you off:
[thanks sam and elaine!]
Ahem— I’ve been producing this batch. And it’s awesome.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv2qpvuW2X1qzpwi0o1_1280.jpg)
EXCLUSIVE NEWS of the Day: Good news everyone! No, it’s not a suppository — it’s brand new episodes of CollegeHumor’s side-cleaving web series Very Mary-Kate!
That’s right: Mary-Kate Olsen, Bodyguard, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, and the rest of the gang are back for season three of the critically acclaimed situational comedy.
“I never thought it would get this big,” says series creator Elaine Carroll, who also plays the likely true-to-life protagonist.
“Is this what I want to be known for?” she asks rhetorically, “a not-very-accurate Mary-Kate Olsen impression? But it’s my show, and people like it, and that’s such a blessing. I just have to go for it.”
Season 3 premieres next Thursday, December 1st, on CollegeHumor.
In the meantime, cancel all your plans, pick yourself up a complete Thanksgiving meal for one (or two, if you’re in one of them fancy “relationships”), and spend the next nine days watching every episode.
Here — I’ll start you off:
[thanks sam and elaine!]
Ahem— I’ve been producing this batch. And it’s awesome.
